Merry Christmas

Everyone, well I am at my families house and I have learned a new meaning of Boots. Apparently Boots in Armenian means Vagina. So, as you’ve guesses it, boots with the fur means Vagina with the Fur. It’ll make you think twice about thinking that damn song again wont it (lol)

Is This Chick

Farting? What in the hell is she doing?  Is this farting with the stars? Sharting with the stars? Or just shitting in my pants? I dont know but it is not sexy.

Stupid Canadians

I dont know why in the hell anyone would ever think that this is sexy. It’s like girls with cars or guns. I just dont fucking get it. Blame Fucking Canada. our retards from the north, their brains must have frozen over on this one.

GRILLZ

Well there is a chick we call grillz because she had the worst teeth and now she has veneers. Their like a Polish Grillz but anyway, I still don’t get it. Why the fuck would you want to wear this shit? I have no clue but here it is for your viewing pleasure.

Vicky With The Furr

Uuummm, still retarded even on the hottest girl. Love the hair cut but WTF  was she thinking? Damn!

Here We Go

I’m not even sure what to say about this? I though an image of just plain old stupidity would be a great way to start this blog off! This is really weird to me, a British flag and a American flag on a super creepy minivan. If that isn’t Vogueish then I have no idea what is. This is about as creepy as it get’s, all we need is a free candy inside painted along the side of it and it would be on like donkey kong.

Pic Test

I figured it out fuckers! Actually Megan did and filled me in. Represent! Mad gangsta ass skillz momma. This ass is for you! Alright, fuck the ass pic. Thanks Schmeggy but no lame pics here or Gia my newest contributer is gonna kick my ass!

Anything Interesting Going On

Out there? Well this afternoon after I dropped off my truck at the Ford dealership I got the call. “Boot’s With The Fur!” Seriously though, my pal called me and wanted to head down to Adult Con (at the La Convention Center) Normally there wouldn’t of been a chance in hell that you would catch me dead at that show. Well dead pretty much described the thing. Not a fricken sole there that I knew. Well maybe there were like 5, Coach Eddie, Porno Pan and his crew and my crew. Oh yeah, the dudes from I Love Vagina. So after our hook up denied a couple of us of the free tickets (of course me and Craven got in unscathed) well except for when Craven got practically raped on  the search, I’m pretty sure that it was the most frightened I have seen him in a long time (I have it on video too lol) Well we walk around and then bang! Out of nowhere, are you kidding me in real life? Boots with the fur on fucking crack! Now I’m not sure if any of you have seen these things yet. They are like uber uggs on crack! Seriously, they go up to the fucking knees. I’m pretty sure I have seen the little Asian go go dancers sporting them before but not on a petite little Latina. That’s just so wrong in so many ways. Well if I had a pic (and knew how to fricken post them) you would have one. I will be on the hunt for 2 things this coming week. 1 being the uber boots with the fur and 2 a how to on adding pics to this fucking blog. Don’t worry you’ll see em soon. Coming to a whore near you soon.

Hello World From Vogueish.com

Well were just getting this thing off the ground and running. As you can tell we will have quite an extensive link list of the hottest faces, places and just plain crazy shit that’s out there. This blog is just intended to make you laugh, maybe gross you out every so often and welcome you to the world that is fucked up fashion. Check back in the next couple of days, I gotta figure out how to RSS feed stuff into the site. This will eventually be your one stop shopping for all things that are interesting in fashion and deranged couture! Until very soon, I say goodnight. Love LaPerv